Monday, June 11, 2007

Rumour...

-Ok, so what's this rumour you're getting another bike into your garage?
-Sorry mate, I don't have any comments to that.
-Right. So can you confirm it is another Ducati that you're getting?
-Listen mate, I said "no comment" alright?
-Okeli-dokeli. So what'll it be this time then? Another Hypersport or another older bike or what?
-Fer fekk sake! Are you not paying any attention at all?
-Right. I understand. So what does your missus think about you getting yet another bike without first selling off any of the older stuff first?
-What? I haven't told her ye... Ah, you little fekker!!! Oi! Oi, you! Come back here you little monkey!!! Come back here I tell ya!!!!!